Anime/Manga:
“Kufufufu…”- Rokudo Mukuro, Reborn!
“I’ll bite you to death.” – Hibari Kyoya, Reborn!
“A dog’s happiness is measured by how useful he is to his master.” – Toradora!
“People die when they are killed…” – Fate/Stay Night
“Chikusa sighed and mumbled, “Stalking…sexual harassment… and now, pedophilia…Mukuro-sama…what has the Vendicare done to you?”" – Little One by Sigyn-Chi (FanFiction)
“Panties, panties, panties.” – Chii, Chobits
“Babies aren’t born after just 5 months!” – Riza Hawkeye, FullMetal Alchemist
“If you die, I’ll kill you!” – Zoro, One Piece
“You know why big brothers are born first? To protect the little ones that come after them.” – Ichigo Kurosaki, Bleach
“How could I forget?! He’s into dead girls!” – Kagome, Inu-Yasha
“When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.” – Detective Conan
“Unless I grip the sword, I can not protect you. While gripping the sword I can not embrace you.” - Ichigo Kurosaki, Bleach
“Growls at painting, clutching it tightly* “Damn you! Let me inside of you!! LET ME INSIDE OF YOU!” - Dark, D.N. Angel
“Ooh, Dark, that sounds so dirty! Talking to a woman that way! Unless…you’re talking to me!! I don’t mind at all!! Please, have your way with me! Come on, I’m ready and waiting!” - Toto, D.N. Angel
“I plan to become fuhrer so all the female employees have to wear miniskirts.” – Roy Mustang, FullMetal Alchemist
“Christ, there are so many people I need to beat up over this, if I don’t write it all down, I’m going to forget.” – Edward Elric, FullMetal Alchemist
“Al, look over there. I’m going to do something slightly illegal.” – Edward Elric, FullMetal Alchemist
“Sorry for being late, but heroes are supposed to come late.” – Naruto, Naruto
“Playing is more important; you can work anytime.” – Zaraki Kenpachi, Bleach
Others:
“Never do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedics.” – Unknown
“I sound like a pedo.” – Me
“No one is listening until you fart.” – Unknown
“The law of life is determined by ourselves.” – Me
“I wish you were my homework so I could slam you on my desk and do you all night.” – Unknown
“It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.” – Unknown
“A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.” – Fred Allen
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.” – Tim Allen
“I told my wife the truth. I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.” – Rodney Dangerfield
“I’ve always wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming.” – Jimmy Carter
“Ducking for apples – change one letter and it’s the story of my life.” – Dorothy Parker
“Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.” – Albert Einstein
“I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.” – David Bissonette
“I’m always looking for meaningful one-night stands.” – Dudley Moore
“Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway.” – Unknown
“May your life be like toilet paper…long and useful.” – Unknown
“Death is a once in a lifetime experience.” – Unknown
“Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligence exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.” – Unknown
“In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back…” – Charlie Brown, Snoopy
“Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.” – Unknown
“If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.” – Unknown
“Why do pictures never change, but the people in them always do?” – overandover
“There is nothing more dreadful than the habit of doubt. Doubt separates people. It is a poison that disintegrates friendships and breaks up pleasant relations. It is a thorn that irritates and hurts; it is a sword that kills.” – Buddha
“We always thought we’d look back on our tears and laugh, but we never thought we’d look back on our laughter and cry.” – Unknown
“Never explain yourself. Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it.” – Belgicia Howell
“If you’re alone, I’ll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I’ll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I’ll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I’ll be your smile… But anytime you need a friend, I’ll just be me.” – Unknown
“A true friend is someone who sees the pain in your eyes while everyone else believes the smile on your face.” – Unknown
“Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.” – G. Randolf
“A simple friend thinks the friendship over when you have an argument. A real friend knows that it’s not a friendship until after you’ve had a fight.” – Unknown
“Friendship is like a glass ornament, once it is broken it can rarely be put back together exactly the same way.” – Unknown
“Friends are just enemies who don’t have enough guts to kill you.” – Unknown
“Sometimes your closest friend is your greatest enemy.” – Jason Fong
“I just killed my best friend…and my worst enemy. What’s the difference?” – Christian Slater
“Friends are like roses – you have to look out for the pricks.” – Unknown
“Make as many friends as you can, but don’t build your life on them alone. It’s an unstable foundation.” – Sean Covey
“However you came, however you go.” – My Dad and I (Akari)
“Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.” – Unknown
“A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are.” – Unknown
“A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.” – Unknown
“Life is not about love, friendship, money, or any of those hard to understand ideas; it’s about you being about to smell your fart, taste your barf, hear your whining, see your pimple, and touch your toes without bending your knees. Sadly, I can’t do the last.” – Akari (Me)
